Back from vacation

So to everyone's surprise, myself included, I actually went on vacation. To Portland, Oregon. Which was amazing enough to make me want to move, except, you see, their unemployment rate is so retartedly high that I cant.

Highlights in 3 sentences.
I stayed with Dov and saw Isabel, and I havent seen either of them in over three years.
I got laid.
And I got to camp out on a beach at the Pacific Ocean.

That said, I'm back. I'm jetlagged. Pictures will be up later.